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57 minutes ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

5 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 29,536 notes

felicitys-smoaks:

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

5 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 3,271 notes

cloysterbell:

Everyone complains about equal representation in the media but what about in regards to mythological creatures, huh? Dragons have too much presence, it’s unfair and oppressing to other species. Instead, try:

  • Having to steal treasure (or whatever it is the hobbits did) from the nest of a harpy or a roc rather than the dragon under the mountain.
  • How to Train your Gryphon where instead of different dragon breeds, its different gryphon mixes. Hiccup rides a magpie and panther mix. Astrid has an osprey and ocelot mix. Fishlegs has a California condor and house cat mix.
  • Chimera tales. Think Zach and Wheezy but with a goat and a lion head.
  • Maleficent as a cockatrice. Instead of reigning destruction with fire breath, she could cause chaos with her ability to turn people to stone just by looking at them. I’m sure she’d be cool with that.
  • Donkey from Shrek gets it on with a cerberus instead because logistically it would make way more sense because this way at least they’re both mammals. 
  • American Manticore Jake Long. Doesn’t have the same ring to it, but it would be equally as rad.
8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 95 notes

astronomy-to-zoology:

Pygmy Falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus)

Also known as the African Pygmy Falcon, P. semitorquatus is a small species of falcon, that occurs in eastern and southern Africa. The population in eastern Africa (P. s. castanotus) occurs from Sudan to Somalia south to Uganda and Tanzania. The population in southern Africa (P. s. semitorquatus) occurs from Angola to South Africa.

True to its common name P. semitorquatus is very small at only 19-20 cm long, making it the smallest raptor in Africa. Pygmy falcons typically inhabit dry bush habitats and will feed on insects, small mammals, birds, and reptiles. Pygmy falcons will usually in the nests of weavers, and even though they feed on bird will rarely go after their weaver neighbors.

Classification

Animalia-Chordata-Aves-Falconiformes-Falconidae-Polihierax-P. semitorquatus

Images: Steve Garvie and Bob

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 942 notes
vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 7,096 notes

cloysterbell:

People who say they prefer summer over winter are liars.

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 56 notes
9 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 36,389 notes
Tagged as: #QI 

matthewjhelders:

"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

9 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 225,126 notes

ryannorth:

davidmalki:

So I thought that RYAN NORTH and all of his FAKE BOOK JAPERY was perfectly harmless, if a bit mean.

BUT NOW? I KNOW DIFFERENT. Look what arrived in the mail ANONYMOUSLY.

This is no fake. This is a real book that someone spent some amount of real money to have sent to me from Amazon, no note included.

YOU SEE, RYAN? YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT???

This book — which, I must repeat for emphasis, is a real thing, like someone had the idea for it (ha ha!) but then didn’t realize that the idea is the entire joke but instead somehow decided they would take on the actual human calorie-burning task of writing 126 pages of — really gives you a smoke-the-whole-pack quantity of what is indisputably people’s favorite parts of LOLcats: the nigh-nonsensical text!

And it’s not just Bible stories. It’s The Bible. It’s abridged to include just the most famous bits (Adam & Eve, Noah, Joseph & his brothers, King David, parts of the Gospels and Acts, and as seen above, Daniel in the lion’s den), but those parts are reproduced VERSE BY VERSE so you do indeed have to slog through “So Daniel liev long an prospar frum Darius to teh othur King, Cyrus, hoo wus a Persian kitteh.”

HI

LARIOUS

This is a concept book. This is a book that people give to one another as a joke, but nobody reads. The corporate buyer for the bookstore didn’t read it. The person buying it for a friend’s birthday didn’t read it. The friend who got it as a gift didn’t read it. I’ll bet the typesetter only read as little of it as she could get away with.

It was regifted a dozen times and every single one of those people did what I did and/or will do, which is: 

- realize what it was

- instantly get all the enjoyment out of that concept that one will ever get

- flip through it

- realize that it goes ON AND ON AND ON

- see that this is a glimpse into a madness best avoided

- quietly close it and put it on a shelf

- give it to another unsuspecting friend so it’s out of one’s own life

The publisher of this book has a whole miserable line of just complete nonsense, including "Blogs Into Books", and I can just tell that this shallow, cash-grabbing —

Wait, what’s that? Sorry…just a second…

Ah.

You say that the author/war criminal of this book, Martin Grondin, set up a wiki site in 2007 to translate the Bible into LOLcat, and that the book actually came along later, printing what had already been written?

Well, then I say that this publisher will probably LOVE my new project, “View Source” (working title), which takes popular websites and just reprints the raw HTML from their homepage. The work’s already done!!!

Confidential to whoever sent this to me: if I ever find out who you are, rest assured we will be enemies forever

These “we got the general public to generate content for this site for free and now we’re selling it and paying them precisely $0” volumes are usually in the discount section of your local bookstore’s humour section and are great to flip through if you want to feel the emotion known as “despair for humanity”

THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT

10 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 268 notes

Buffy Summers + you didn’t even try at all

10 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 1,490 notes
Tagged as: #BtVS 

hookteeth:

beltaguise:

Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.

Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??

I have a dire need for this.

10 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 49,450 notes
tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

10 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 105,388 notes

starsandatoms:

okay though if there’s anything that struck me on rewatching the first Cap movie it’s how much Steve and Bucky are such assholes to each other and it’s amazing

and like can you just imagine recovered!Bucky and Steve going on missions together and Steve being like

"wow Buck that thing you did there was actually kind of smart, all the stupid must’ve grown out in your hair"

and Bucky being all

"you might not know this, Steve, but there’s this thing we say these days that might be really useful for you to know and it goes like this: go fuck yourself"

and all the other avengers looking at each other like we read about you in history books, you are national heroes, what even

10 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 12,178 notes
Tagged as: #MCU 
When Shireen Baratheon is queen, Westerosi literacy rates are going to be the fucking highest in the known world you just wait.
10 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 2,603 notes
Tagged as: #GoT